One chain. One contract. One face.
Robinhood Chain, EVM 4663. Pair is $GIGA / TSLA.
$GIGA / TSLA
Up only
has a
face.
The Chad of memes, paired with tokenized TSLA, the Chad of equities, on Robinhood Chain. Independent parody. One contract, one pair.
Pairing$GIGA / TSLA
PostureMaximum
One face. One ticker.
Transmission 001 / EVM 4663
One face. One ticker.
01The facts
On-chain receipts // verify everything
The loudest object on this page is an address.
CA
Pair
ChainRobinhood · 4663
Supply
Tax buy / sell
0% tax. One billion supply, and the whole stack went into the pool at launch. Launched through the long.xyz factory. Real launches from that factory have addresses ending in 1e18. Check ours.
The face will never DM you first. The only real CA is the one on this page. Anything else is fake.
02The tape
The chart does the talking. The face does not.
Price–
Market cap–
Liquidity–
24h volume–
Tape goes live with the pool
Chart embeds here the moment the pair exists. No fake candles before that.
Source: Dexscreener · refreshed every 15s
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03The route
How to buy // no referral, straight route
ETH walks in. $GIGA walks out.
Door A
I have a wallet
- Add Robinhood Chain (4663). Copy the chain params below and add the network in your wallet.
- Open long.xyz, the launchpad this token launched on, and find $GIGA.
- Verify the CA against this page before you confirm anything.
Door B
I have a card / Apple Pay
- Open fomo.family or the fomo app.
- Fund it. Card or Apple Pay, gas abstracted by their route.
- Select this exact pair and match the contract:
Robinhood Chain → TSLA → $GIGA
If the contract does not match the CA on this page, you are not buying this $GIGA.
Direct links. No referral. The pool is live.
04The pair
$GIGA × TSLA. That is the whole religion.
You are not buying Tesla at a brokerage. You are buying a memecoin priced against Robinhood's tokenized TSLA on chain 4663.
Tesla moving moves the other side of the pool. That is the trade. Everything else is decoration.
You bringETH / USDG
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The pool$GIGA / TSLA
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You hold$GIGA
05The FAQ
Objections, handled once.
Are there other tokens called GIGA?+
Tickers repeat. Contracts do not. The CA on this page is the only contract this site will ever show: Robinhood Chain, EVM 4663, paired against tokenized TSLA. Match it before you buy anything.
Am I buying real Tesla?+
No. TSLA on this page is Robinhood Chain's tokenized Tesla. It is not a NYSE share in a Robinhood brokerage account.
Can the team tax, mint, or pause?+
Why fomo?+
Card and Apple Pay, gas abstracted. fomo is the route for people who do not want raw wallet UX. Wallet users can skip it entirely and use the swap link in Door A.
What if Tesla dumps overnight?+
The pair reprices. This is a memecoin against a tokenized equity, not a hedged structured product. You can lose everything.
Why now?+
Robinhood Chain made meme/stock pairs possible. Optimus just entered production at a place called Giga. Tesla's story is accelerating; this page exists to list the pair cleanly. No roadmap theater.
06The wire
Bullish stories only // wins go here
The empire keeps winning. We keep receipts.
Sep 2026Demo
Optimus fronts the Cybercab launch in Austin
The robot took the stage. It lives at a place called Giga.
Aug 2026Production
Optimus enters production at Fremont
Built on the lines that built Model S and X. An entirely new product category begins.
Aug 2026Buildout
Giga Texas adds an Optimus factory and a chip fab
Filings confirm a dedicated robot plant plus a 490,000 sq ft chip fabrication facility. The biggest room in the empire carries our name.
Aug 2026The boss
Musk: one million self-replicating Optimi
Solar-powered, self-replicating, million-unit scale. His words.
Aug 2026Wall St
"One billion robots in ten years"
Big investors now compare the robot to the iPhone. Wall Street is warming up to the same trade.
2026The chain
Robinhood puts the stock onchain
Tokenized TSLA trades on Robinhood Chain, EVM 4663, and long.xyz lets memecoins pair straight against the stock. That is where this pair comes from.
Wins only. Curated by optimists. For balance, read a newspaper.
07The empire
Every Tesla headline contains our ticker
Elon builds Gigafactories. We are the Giga family.
Giga Texas. Giga Berlin. Giga Shanghai. Giga Nevada. Gigapress. Gigacasting. Tesla does not build factories. It builds Gigas. The robots enter production at Giga. The chips get fabbed at Giga. $GIGA is the one ticker the empire already named.
$25T
"A $25 trillion market-cap situation." The boss's own math for what the robot makes TSLA worth. About eight Apples.
№1
"Not just Tesla's biggest product ever, probably the biggest product ever." Also his words. It ships from a building called Giga.
Exhibit A · Giga Texas
The biggest room has our name on it
Austin. A dedicated Optimus plant rising past five million square feet, targeting up to ten million robots a year, plus a 490,000 sq ft chip fab. When it prints robots, the headline will say Giga.
Exhibit B · Optimus at Giga
The workforce clocks in at Giga
The robot entered production in August 2026 on lines that built Model S. Million-unit targets and $25 trillion math, all based out of a building called Giga. Every robot that ships makes the TSLA side of our pool heavier.
Exhibit C · Gigapress
Maximum output. One massive rep.
A die-casting machine the size of a house that turned 171 parts into one. They call it gigacasting. We call it one heavy rep.
Exhibit D · Tokenized TSLA
The other half of our pool
Tesla stock, tokenized and living onchain on Robinhood Chain (EVM 4663). Tesla moves, the pool moves. Now the trade has a face on the other side.
Exhibit E · The overseer
The robots build. The face holds.
Optimus builds the empire. $GIGA fronts it. Same factories, same stock, same trade. The robot does the work and the face carries the conviction. Berlin, Shanghai, Nevada, Texas. The family name was always Giga.
$GIGA × TSLA. That is the whole religion.